What is?
- Cobolli Gigli
- They wear black shirt
- They are full of Italian
- They actually think they are invincible
- Trezeguet is a fucking twat!
- Chiellini BIG MOUTH is playing for them
- They HAVE GOT RELEGATED to Serie B which proves they're cheating
- No teamspirit, all of their players are in for the money
- Renieri is their coach!
- For some reason, all juventus fan look alike, but after all, shoes comes in different sizes!
- Sissoko is big pig with bown head
- Pesotto and Ranieri are having an affair together
- Any star player who used to be a God at football always for some reason become Injury prone player when he plays for Inter and eventually get cursed
- They are cursed
- Humiliates del piero plays for them
- Their team captain is HOMO
- Buffon thinks he's better than Cech and Casillas combined
- Camoranesi is big girls don’t cry
- Their fans are fucking wankers
- Sissoko bald head
- POULSEN is a fucking ASSHOLE!
- NEDVED managed to escape from the disgraceful club
- Their fans are childish; throwing a firework at Manniger's face is not really funny
- They think their away kit is cool…
- Their fans don't understand the lyrics of the song \'YOU\'LL NEVER WALK ALONE\"
- Legrottaglie plays for them
- CHEATERS
- They always come up with new fucked up designs for their kits
- Their fans are stupid
- WE ARE MILANISTI
- Fucking SECCO spies on Amauri phone calls
- Cobolli Gigli obviously have a crush on Nedved
- Cobolli Gigli is jealous from the fact that President Berlusconi always gets the WOMEN! And no women would go out with Ugly face bown head like Sissoko
- Ranieri spanks Cobolli Gigli ass every day at night
- Marchisio plays for them
- They wear the color black
- None of Juventus player\'s wife\'s is HOT and VIRGIN! They always get second one like Molinaro did
- Ranieri dreams of coaching Mighty Milan, but he knows that will never happen! He should be an ex-Milan player, that's why he will trash talks us often when the season kicks off
- They don't respect their players
- They smell like shit
- The most hated team in the world of football
- They got their asses kicked by Valencia players
- BLACK SISSOKO fights like a girl
- Tiago sucks del Piero cock whenever he feels like it
- They are have CALCIOPOLI
- They are behind the Calcio scandal, Not MILAN and not Inter
- They buy refs
- They play the most boring football ever
- Their players are fucking divers and pussies
- They stole Iaquinta away from milan
- They are heavily involved with mobs and criminals
- Zebina killed a black cat nearby their training ground with his sports utility vehicle because his teammates thought that it was the reason for their bad luck towards the end of the season!
BONUS:
- They have a target for this season, humiliate one… number two
- They have grandfather on skuad
- They called back vialli and vieri to play again with them
- Del Piero, Marcioni, Tiago, Nedved, Poulsen, Amauri and Grigera running like a girl
- Tiago have a REALLY BAD CARRIER IN CHELSEA
- They always drinks drugs and ranieri to
- Iaquinta is a junkies
- They like CLOWN EVEN JUVENTINI Hate THEM
- They neither got tittle this season
- They are PEACE A CRAP LIKE JUVENTINI INDONESIA